January 10, 2011

Kind Of Blewed


Ziti: [excited] Yooooooo!!!!! They have Miles Davis headphones! Monster has a limited edition Miles Davis earbud! Ohhhhhhhhhhh snap.

Jose: Damn.

Ziti: Hold up.....damn...these headphones are $400. $400? Wow.

Jose: $400??? For earbuds? Shiiitttttttttttttttt. For $400, I want a piece of furntiture that came from Miles Davis house.

Ziti: [laughs]

Jose: $400 earbuds??? Shitttttttttt. For $400, I want a piece of Miles Davis ear wax.


Ziti: You're wild.

Jose: $400??? Shiitttttttttttttttt. For $400........

Ziti: I got it, bro. Jeez.

January 06, 2011

2011: A Spaced Odyssey.


Hello. I have things to communicate to you via this blog. I do. I really mean it. Currently, I am doing my part in keeping the balance of this universe. Seriously. I've read the various tomes and such. I've performed the necessary sigils. I've given myself a baptism in the shower.

Don't worry. The Bible was in a ziploc bag.

I'm also in the process of building a room with trans-dimensional/teleportation capabilities. Seriously.

Yes. I do want to share my 'Best of 2010' lists with you. At the moment, that seems so trivial. I've just returned from outer space (it's kinda like a big deal). Once I debrief and remove the Quantum 3rd Skin Suit, I promise more posts with concepts you can easily grasp. Easy...like Sunday morning.

Well, I'm off--(take that how you want). I have Sweet Potato Sushi to devour and my morning comes early. Oh yeah--before I forget--Happy New Year!

By the way, If you don't remember anything I say, remember this:
All Martian women AREN'T green. The back rubs, however, are amazing. Just stay clear of their antennae.

Hallelujah hollaback,

Ziti
...loves you...always.