zitibakedbossa: yo son, do you think ol' girl has a "muscle butt"?
BIGFREE: ohhhhhhhh! You talking about Sereez?
zitibakedbossa: LOL! How you know who I'm talking about? LOL!
BIGFREE: c'mon. ha! everybody been talking about this shit. and you know thse scandalous bee-yatches r hating cuz shes giving up the snapper to common.
zitibakedbossa: LOL! you are wild.
BIGFREE: son, thats true shit and you know it. one of my babes was talking about that shit this morning. she hating cuz shes in love with com and she dont waant to see serena with him. I'm like, man let that girl "do her". sometimes broads can be hateful ass hoes.
zitibakedbossa: LOL! you're a fucking fool. but you're right. I don't know what these chicks expect. which one of your chicks was talking shit? Gloria? that chick is fucking ruthless, dude. I think that crazy wench kills small animals in her spare time. shes just mean for NO fucking reason. she act like her parents still give her beatings! LOL!
BIGFREE: lol! youre stupid! lol.
zitibakedbossa: LOL! Glo is the only 25 yr old chick i know still gettng beatings! how the fuck you letting your parents rock your ass and you old enough to be a fucking grad student?
zitibakedbossa: LOL!
BIGFREE: lol! ha! i didnt say it was Gloria.
zitibakedbossa: was it Gloria?
BIGFREE: not at first.
zitibakedbossa: SEE! gloria did say something though, right? I knew it! that chick kills furry little animals for sport!
zitibakedbossa: that chick probably got a wombat in her apartment right now! she probably holding that muthafucker hostage. I'm telling you son, she kills small furry mammals for shits and giggles.
BIGFREE: actually angie said something first.
BIGFREE: lol. you r dumb. lol! naw man, she act like an ass sometimes but glo is good people.
zitibakedbossa: angie said something? wow. ang is a cutie, but damn son, shes another one with issues. shes hardly like gloria, but shes kinda on some ill shit. seriously.
BIGFREE: why you say that?
zitibakedbossa: dude are you serious? get the fuck outta here!
BIGFREE: serious man
zitibakedbossa: remember when we went to see SANTOGOLD? dude I had to lose that chick. santo is my shit and she wasn't gonna kill my buzz. she acted cool on the way there and she acted like an ass once we got there. fuck her. that girl can make your dick go limp at an orgy
BIGFREE: LOL! chill man. angie is cool. she just has mood swings. why you gotta be so hard on the babes? damn
zitibakedbossa: i'm just saying, angie used to be my dude. shes one of the only chicks that can reference masta ace and metallica in the same breath. but lately? fuck that. that chick is on some downer type shit. when she gets off that shit we'll be cool again. besides, shes too fucking cute to be all mopey and shit. GET OFF THAT BULLSHIT ANGIE!!!!!! LOL!
zitibakedbossa: i knew if glo didn't say that serena shit than angie was my next pick
BIGFREE: yeah she said serena had a muscle butt.
zitibakedbossa: wow. i've seen the pics bro. thats a "muscle butt"? that shit dont look like a muscle butt to me.
BIGFREE: hells no! that aint no muscle butt. thats a tussle butt! meaning i'll tussle with that butt!
zitibakedbossa: LOL!
BIGFREE: i'm saying i like it. i like that little black tennis jumper she sports too.
zitibakedbossa: oh yeahhhhhhhhhh. that shit is kinda dope. hmmmmm.
BIGFREE: would you smash that? I would. i dig those athletic girls.
zitibakedbossa: hmmmmm. let me look at those pics again.
END OF PART ONE
1 comment:
LOL,yall sick.
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