January 23, 2010

Top Ten of 2009 - Robert Glasper "Downtime"


Rob G. is my dude. I started rocking with him on the Canvas album. I followed him to the In My Element album. His latest Double Booked features both of his groups; The Robert Glasper Trio and The Robert Glasper Experiment. The first half of the album is straight-ahead jazz from his trio. The second half contains the Hip-Hop fusion of the The Experiment. I appreciate both aspects.

The song "Downtime" is classic Glasper.

Salute.

The album, Double Booked, on Blue Note Records.

January 22, 2010

Top Ten of 2009 - Major Lazer "Pon De Floor"


Stop and stutter beats? Check.
Crazy art direction? Check.
Insane video that makes absolutely NO sense? Check.
An imaginary Jamaican superhero, with a gun for an arm? Check.
Dancehall tunes that turns chicks into scandalous wenches? Check. Check. Check.

Major Lazer (comprised of Diplo and Switch, producers of M.I.A. and Santigold) scores with this track. Not only does it bang, but the video may get you side-eye looks while viewing at work.

Crazy. All the way around.

From the album, Guns Don't Kill People, Lazers Do (Downtown Records).



January 20, 2010

Top Ten of 2009 - Colin Munroe feat. Joell Ortiz "Piano Lessons"



I must've rocked this a million times since I heard it.

Maybe it's the voice EFX that's not quite Auto-Tune?

Or maybe it's Black Milk channeling the late great Dilla?

Or maybe it's the theme of giving the finger (very nicely) to your detractors?

Whatever.....it's a heater.

From the mixtape, Colin Munroe Is The Unsung Hero.

Top Ten of 2009 - Method Man + Redman "Mrs. International"


Meth & Red and a visual from the highly slept-on Blackout 2. Classic joints on this album.

"Mrs. International"? I wish I would've wrote this song. Damn.

Lyrically, you can never go wrong with Red & Meth.

Cameo by "The Green-Eyed Bandit" Erick Sermon.

This goes out to all the beautiful ladies.


[Note: Top Ten not in any particular order.....outside of there being ten of them.
Ahem.]

January 16, 2010

Mayer Hawthorne - "Maybe So Maybe No"


Since we're saluting Teddy P., I wanted to drop a gem from last year. The connection to Mr. Pendergrass? The intro of this song has a strong nod to "Wake Up Everybody" from Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes. From MH's album, A Strange Arrangement (Stones Throw).

Dope.

Play.

Repeat.

A Strange Arrangement

January 15, 2010

You & Me


The above song by Harold Melvin and The Blue Notes; sung by the incredible talent---Mr. Teddy Pendergrass. Sometimes the kids need to turn on the radio and hear songs like these.

Wake Up Everybody.

Everybody.


Teddy Pendergrass

March 26, 1950 – January 13, 2010

January 12, 2010

Lemons, Lemonade, Lemonheads.



To you kids at home,

The following is the statement that Conan O'Brien released in the aftermath of NBC's decision to return Jay Leno to his former 11:30 time slot.

This is how you handle a f*cked up situation. Read up. Take notes. Quiz tomorrow.

p.s. Conan, you really are a gangster.


Conan O'Brien statement. 01/12/2010.


People of Earth:

In the last few days, I’ve been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. For 17 years, I’ve been getting paid to do what I love most and, in a world with real problems, I’ve been absurdly lucky. That said, I’ve been suddenly put in a very public predicament and my bosses are demanding an immediate decision.

Six years ago, I signed a contract with NBC to take over The Tonight Show in June of 2009. Like a lot of us, I grew up watching Johnny Carson every night and the chance to one day sit in that chair has meant everything to me. I worked long and hard to get that opportunity, passed up far more lucrative offers, and since 2004 I have spent literally hundreds of hours thinking of ways to extend the franchise long into the future. It was my mistaken belief that, like my predecessor, I would have the benefit of some time and, just as important, some degree of ratings support from the prime-time schedule. Building a lasting audience at 11:30 is impossible without both.

But sadly, we were never given that chance. After only seven months, with my Tonight Show in its infancy, NBC has decided to react to their terrible difficulties in prime-time by making a change in their long-established late night schedule.

Last Thursday, NBC executives told me they intended to move the Tonight Show to 12:05 to accommodate the Jay Leno Show at 11:35. For 60 years the Tonight Show has aired immediately following the late local news. I sincerely believe that delaying the Tonight Show into the next day to accommodate another comedy program will seriously damage what I consider to be the greatest franchise in the history of broadcasting. The Tonight Show at 12:05 simply isn’t the Tonight Show. Also, if I accept this move I will be knocking the Late Night show, which I inherited from David Letterman and passed on to Jimmy Fallon, out of its long-held time slot. That would hurt the other NBC franchise that I love, and it would be unfair to Jimmy.

So it has come to this: I cannot express in words how much I enjoy hosting this program and what an enormous personal disappointment it is for me to consider losing it. My staff and I have worked unbelievably hard and we are very proud of our contribution to the legacy of The Tonight Show. But I cannot participate in what I honestly believe is its destruction. Some people will make the argument that with DVRs and the Internet a time slot doesn’t matter. But with the Tonight Show, I believe nothing could matter more.

There has been speculation about my going to another network but, to set the record straight, I currently have no other offer and honestly have no idea what happens next. My hope is that NBC and I can resolve this quickly so that my staff, crew, and I can do a show we can be proud of, for a company that values our work.

Have a great day and, for the record, I am truly sorry about my hair; it's always been that way.

Yours,

Conan



December 22, 2009

Alaina Reed


Alaina Reed-Amini
1946-2009

Alaina Reed. Known as "Olivia" on Sesame Street and "Rose" on 227. A staple of my TV fueled childhood. God bless.


December 21, 2009

Georgia Anne Muldrow - Run Away


GAM's first single "Run Away" from the LP EARLY.

Probably my favorite singer of the "modern" era.

Play. Support.

December 12, 2009

Bullets & Bagels

The following:

Text: IM chat
TOD: Morning.
Where: somewhere in America
Who: Jose/Ziti

zitibakedbossa: What up son?

JoseJoseJose: chillin. you?

zitibakedbossa: what's up? I think I left my zune cable at your res.

JoseJoseJose: yeah. I got it

zitibakedbossa: good look

zitibakedbossa: bagels this morning?

JoseJoseJose: yessir! panera?

zitibakedbossa: yep. your babe usually works in the a.m.

JoseJoseJose: oh word? Nice. I'm going to hav to get splashy. lol

zitibakedbossa: you're wild. you know what I miss? a couple of winters ago they had the tomato bisque. Son! That shit was like liquid pizza! I used to run in there with this bird I knew.

JoseJoseJose: bisque?

zitibakedbossa: yeah. bisque.

JoseJoseJose: zee youre a funny guy. bisque? what hood dude eats bisque? youre kinda uppity. lol

zitibakedbossa: fuck you. lol. Actually, double fuck you. lol.

JoseJoseJose: Go ahead with your bisque story you uppity muthafucker. lol.

zitibakedbossa: ya mama is an uppity muthafucker. take that.

JoseJoseJose: go ahead with your story man.

zitibakedbossa: wasn't a story. they just had this bisque and the shit was good.

JoseJoseJose: I thought you said there was a babe involved?

zitibakedbossa: ohhhhhhhhhh. I was saying that I used to fly in there with this babe---when they had the bisque.

JoseJoseJose: you was f***ing her?

zitibakedbossa: Nah son. She was fine, but that would have been a whole bunch of problems. She was just my bisque buddy.

JoseJoseJose: She was hot? fuck that. she would have been my butt buddy. lol. lol.

JoseJoseJose: who was it?

zitibakedbossa: Miranda.

JoseJoseJose: the puerto ricn chick? what the fuck? are you serious? that girl is baddddddddd. I would have been all over that!

zitibakedbossa: Ha! you're stupid. Oh, she's dope. just not worth the trouble. I'm good.

JoseJoseJose: Youre good? Nah muthafucker you ain't good, you're gay!

zitibakedbossa: Gay! Fuck you. Ya mama's gay. Ya mama's gay like Ellen. Ya mama's gay like Billie Jean King.

JoseJoseJose: lol

JoseJoseJose: fuck you.

zitibakedbossa: LOL! Why I gotta be gay, just because I didn't give the chick the business? Some shit just ain't worth it. Some chicks are just nice to look at.

JoseJoseJose: Yeah. Youre right.

JoseJoseJose: You sure you aint gay?

JoseJoseJose: lol

zitibakedbossa: Is ya mama gay? Matter of fact, isn't your girl gay? On the low? Isn't she just using you as a "moustache"? LOL.

zitibakedbossa: I bet that chick eats more rug than a fucking dust mite! LOL. she's gay like a sunny day!

JoseJoseJose: lol. she ain't gay. TRUST ME.

zitibakedbossa: trust DEEZ. You guys arent f***ing. You get your nails done together, thats it. The only thing you're doing together is picking out a clear coat for the mani/pedi.

zitibakedbossa: LOL

zitibakedbossa: LOL

zitibakedbossa: LOL

zitibakedbossa: LOL

zitibakedbossa: LOL

JoseJoseJose: lol. your funny. Whatever man. All Im saying is that you have the babe in the palm of your hand and you dont go the extra mile.

zitibakedbossa: keyword="extra".

zitibakedbossa: dude, are we getting bagels or what?

JoseJoseJose: Yeah. be there in 15.

zitibakedbossa: Cool.

JoseJoseJose: Hey if we see Miri, I'll break the news of your gayness to her. lol.

zitibakedbossa: Hey, If we see ya mama I'll break the news of her gayness to her. NEWS FLASH: "This just in: JOSE'S MOM GAY LIKE A FEMALE RAPPER.....NEWS AT 11!"

zitibakedbossa: LOL!

JoseJoseJose: we got the same mom.

zitibakedbossa: fuck you, clear coat.


The END.