An open letter of congratulations to Prince
Come on. You know we can't front on that half time show. That shit was coconuts! First off, the stage was the shape of your unpronounceable former name. I say you are the real gangster. I mean, the only thing 50 Cent can do is come out on a stage shaped like two quarters. How fucking lame is that? But you? You got those tight asses at the NFL to co-sign a purple stage that basically represents sexual ambiguity or male/female intercourse, or some such. That says a lot after the Damita Jo & Whiteboy scandal of Superbowl past. Speaking of scandal, you know they were scared you were going to do something "risque" during your performance. That turning sideways move, that some media pundits are talking about, is tame for your standards. They were waiting for you to hump the stage (think "Darling Nikki" scene from Purple Rain).
Sir, you are the real gangster. Who else can come out wearing a freshly tailored pastel suit, rocking a bandana/scarf on his head ala Tupac? Fuck it, you knew it was gonna rain and you just got your hair did. Besides, America didn't tune in to see a ratty perm. If they wanted that, they could tune in to 106 & Park.
p.s. Hey Princey, the media reported that you covered Dylan's "All Along The Watchtower". I dig Dylan and all, but I prefer to think that you rocked that in homage to Jimi's version. Give me that one....please.
Like you, Jimi was rockstar.
1 comment:
lol i was at this show!
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