NOTE: The following exchange took place in a bagel spot...somewhere.
Ziti: Who are you telling? She's probably one of the most visually compelling women I've ever seen. The subtlety. The grace. That barefoot two-step. Amazing.
Jose: If she walked in this muthaf*cker [right now] and said "Yo, Jose...I want you to come be with me and just stay in the house all day and do nothing. F*ck it. I would drop everything! I mean everything!
Ziti: She's dope.
Jose: I'm not playing. I would change my name to "Adu". My name would be Jose Sade Adu.
Ziti: (laughs)
Jose: I would stay in the house all day and just cook Salmon fillets. All you would hear from me would be "yes m'am" and "no m'am". You wouldn't hear a peep out of me.
Ziti: (laughs) She's beautiful.
Jose: You're damn right" she's "beautiful"! She's a f*cking stunner!
Ziti: She's glorious. No doubt about it. Soooooo, what are you ordering?
Jose: Yo, son.....if Sade walks in here, right now, I'm out! F*ck that.
Ziti: Jeez.
Jose: "Jose Adu", son. "Jose Adu".
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